Thy neighbour's wives

The Community watch , more like a gossips to me.

Woman loves diamonds. Diamonds are forever. Neil diamond that is , or is it Diamond's nails ,
I am not sure now.

And there is also Julio , yes the imported gardener that make every desperate housewives droolings all at the wrong places. Just by looking at his bare chest and tanned skinned working. Moving his mean well oiled machine expertly around to trimmed the grasses and bushes around their private er.. gardens.

Then there is Jose , the pools and water fountains maintenance worker.His job is to keep the pool , water fountains and the sprinkles clean and wet the soils all night long , all year round , so that they will never feel dry ever again.It is so fertile that it is so easy to plant the seeds. Anythings
would grows. Yes anythings..

And please don't let me start talking about his cousins , Hose B. Gooddings . His is a fire fighter with the local Fire and Rescue Departments.His three phones never stop ringings , either from desperate housewives or the available and free schoolgirls.Their complaints ranging from burning kitchen, households to even sunburn. There are some even desperate enough to burn down their own house to just get his attentions and services .They would screams hysterically watching him working with the hose in and out the house moving expertly douching the fire . Some of them even fainted and collapsed (and died) due to the toxic fumes and he had to use his certified CPR expertise, the kiss of life to revive them.

See with a colourful and peaceful community like this who needs the local councils. Ah sorry we still need them to collect our garbages and cleared the clogged drains..Those once in 5 year beggers are also not welcome.Menghabiskan beras saja, those lazy bones. The Perak 2 governments could argues till kingdoms comes for all we care. Do we really needs them?

Thank you very much, you high maintainace politicians , but no thanks.


p.s so what is your local standi TDM, ex-PM?
p.p.s so ibnu yassin who is the enemy of the states (traitors) now?


wa lau ahlil qura amanna wat taqau, la fatahna barokah...