7 ways to kill times

In the beginnings, there was time..

Ones has to have times in order to kill it.Time flies .I don't have the time.Time is not on our side.
Could you stand the test of time ? Time heals.Funny because i have got all the time in the world and beyond. The future is now...

Step one go swimming especially the famous breast strokes and 'kuak lentang'.It is not only good for your health ,keeping your biceps and triceps hard and firm , could easily put time to shame and dies naturally with envy.Apart from that you also could breath easily and improve your stamina.

Step two , go jogging or a walk in the park . Get all the fresh air in and removed the stale air.It will also improve the thigh muscle , ready to spring into actions when the need arise . While others had to pumps iron and sweats profusely,works religiously through hunger and tears and sometimes bloods , you only needs to walk in the park. This will make time green with envy, then blue because lack of oxygen then dies of natural death.

Step three, go fly kites, yes seriously. It will takes the steams and pressure off you.And the breeze blowing against your face is relaxing. This one time is happy ,seeing you having a fit of happiness. It would be able to share your happiness and die happily.

Step four, go to the movies, have a good times. Enjoy the actings, plots and the happy endings.
Whatever you do please do not criticize the bad timing .Time will be very angry have a heart attacks and dies because its unable to take any criticism, constructive or otherwise.

Step five, take it light and easy. No need to punch card or follow the time. Be fashionably late, yes the famous 'jam Melayu'. This will piss it off big time , and dies as a follower and not as the leader .

Step six, go travelling around the 'globe'. You will be younger by the day, if you travel around the globe everyday?ooph is it spherical or spiral ? You cannot gain or lost a day unless it is spiral.
Time is dead, because his secret is revealed. myths busted.

Step seven, my timex ( ex- time, got it) is also dead, so how? Get a new battery or a new watch.
hmmm do I needs one? reMember 'bibadanika..'


p.s in the memory of a very closed friend of mine! , the late Asri (Ibrahim) of the 'Rabbanis".

'' inna lil lah ,wa ina ilaihi raji'un ''.