Thanks God because He has given each of us two cheeks, two lips , and two
superhighways.
to err is human and to forgive is divine.
God will forgive all the sins except one.So keep your distance guys. The messenger will forgive and forgets (sometimes too easily)
Since we ain't no messenger or God ,we should emulate them.
No point crying over spilt milk , when the cows are in front of you for the milking.
Forgive, forget and move on to the land of opportunities.
Or sulk , take revenge and progress to nowhere .emm.. How matured is that...
Okay kids, collects your 'ang pows' ,ask forgiveness from the elderly and go play
with the PS3 elsewhere..
To the matured ones, God blessed.
Happy eid al mubaraq.
Ahlan wa sahlan and marhaban (to the opened houses)
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
7 ways to kill times
In the beginnings, there was time..
Ones has to have times in order to kill it.Time flies .I don't have the time.Time is not on our side.
Could you stand the test of time ? Time heals.Funny because i have got all the time in the world and beyond. The future is now...
Step one go swimming especially the famous breast strokes and 'kuak lentang'.It is not only good for your health ,keeping your biceps and triceps hard and firm , could easily put time to shame and dies naturally with envy.Apart from that you also could breath easily and improve your stamina.
Step two , go jogging or a walk in the park . Get all the fresh air in and removed the stale air.It will also improve the thigh muscle , ready to spring into actions when the need arise . While others had to pumps iron and sweats profusely,works religiously through hunger and tears and sometimes bloods , you only needs to walk in the park. This will make time green with envy, then blue because lack of oxygen then dies of natural death.
Step three, go fly kites, yes seriously. It will takes the steams and pressure off you.And the breeze blowing against your face is relaxing. This one time is happy ,seeing you having a fit of happiness. It would be able to share your happiness and die happily.
Step four, go to the movies, have a good times. Enjoy the actings, plots and the happy endings.
Whatever you do please do not criticize the bad timing .Time will be very angry have a heart attacks and dies because its unable to take any criticism, constructive or otherwise.
Step five, take it light and easy. No need to punch card or follow the time. Be fashionably late, yes the famous 'jam Melayu'. This will piss it off big time , and dies as a follower and not as the leader .
Step six, go travelling around the 'globe'. You will be younger by the day, if you travel around the globe everyday?ooph is it spherical or spiral ? You cannot gain or lost a day unless it is spiral.
Time is dead, because his secret is revealed. myths busted.
Step seven, my timex ( ex- time, got it) is also dead, so how? Get a new battery or a new watch.
hmmm do I needs one? reMember 'bibadanika..'
p.s in the memory of a very closed friend of mine! , the late Asri (Ibrahim) of the 'Rabbanis".
'' inna lil lah ,wa ina ilaihi raji'un ''.
Ones has to have times in order to kill it.Time flies .I don't have the time.Time is not on our side.
Could you stand the test of time ? Time heals.Funny because i have got all the time in the world and beyond. The future is now...
Step one go swimming especially the famous breast strokes and 'kuak lentang'.It is not only good for your health ,keeping your biceps and triceps hard and firm , could easily put time to shame and dies naturally with envy.Apart from that you also could breath easily and improve your stamina.
Step two , go jogging or a walk in the park . Get all the fresh air in and removed the stale air.It will also improve the thigh muscle , ready to spring into actions when the need arise . While others had to pumps iron and sweats profusely,works religiously through hunger and tears and sometimes bloods , you only needs to walk in the park. This will make time green with envy, then blue because lack of oxygen then dies of natural death.
Step three, go fly kites, yes seriously. It will takes the steams and pressure off you.And the breeze blowing against your face is relaxing. This one time is happy ,seeing you having a fit of happiness. It would be able to share your happiness and die happily.
Step four, go to the movies, have a good times. Enjoy the actings, plots and the happy endings.
Whatever you do please do not criticize the bad timing .Time will be very angry have a heart attacks and dies because its unable to take any criticism, constructive or otherwise.
Step five, take it light and easy. No need to punch card or follow the time. Be fashionably late, yes the famous 'jam Melayu'. This will piss it off big time , and dies as a follower and not as the leader .
Step six, go travelling around the 'globe'. You will be younger by the day, if you travel around the globe everyday?ooph is it spherical or spiral ? You cannot gain or lost a day unless it is spiral.
Time is dead, because his secret is revealed. myths busted.
Step seven, my timex ( ex- time, got it) is also dead, so how? Get a new battery or a new watch.
hmmm do I needs one? reMember 'bibadanika..'
p.s in the memory of a very closed friend of mine! , the late Asri (Ibrahim) of the 'Rabbanis".
'' inna lil lah ,wa ina ilaihi raji'un ''.
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
The smoking guns
If we go to a restaurant they will ask you, smoking or non-smoking section.
I will usually answer 'any empty seat/ table will do'
Pardons my slow and simple mind, I still did not get it till today as to the need to segregates .
Yes i could understand that a passive smoker is at the same risk of a smoker if not more. Since they are sharing the same ventilations and air- conditions , that would defeats the purpose . We
are all in the same boat, smoking or non-smoking area.
Minors are not allowed to buy cigarettes . Shopkeepers are at a dilemma here.If they don't sell the father will call and scold them, and if they sell the mother will call and scold them. Since there was no CCTV , they will sell and hope for the best.
Funny isn"t it? You could buy the heavily taxed stuffs but you are advise by the Surgeon Generals not to smoke it? Can buy but don't use it.? Why buy in the first place ? What are we suppose to do now? burn it ? Yes but don't inhale . My simple mind already lost it.
They say smokings is bad for your health .So does driving. More people died on the road drinking or sober .Almost 80% of the MVA is due to human errors.Others include mechanical failures, poor maintainace and structural designs.They should come out with a better design car, a fully automatics, not autamatics cars. A car that follow our voice commands.We just set the GPS from point A to point B , the car will move automatically without hitting any moving objects along the way.No steering or driver needed.Where is our pioneers when we needs them.We don't need speedier or louder exhaust or expensive F1 sport cars!
Another place where many people dies is the beds. But that does not stopped peoples going to bed every night, alone or otherwise.Beds should come with a disclaimers : Sleep at your own risk.
My friend fell from his chair and rolling on the floor laughing when I told him that I am a non-smoker. I am not so sure now...is smokings 'tahrim' ?
p.s the difference between fitrah and hypocrisy is that the latter is curable .
Selamat Hari Raya Aidil Fitri- Maaf Zahir dan Batin .
I will usually answer 'any empty seat/ table will do'
Pardons my slow and simple mind, I still did not get it till today as to the need to segregates .
Yes i could understand that a passive smoker is at the same risk of a smoker if not more. Since they are sharing the same ventilations and air- conditions , that would defeats the purpose . We
are all in the same boat, smoking or non-smoking area.
Minors are not allowed to buy cigarettes . Shopkeepers are at a dilemma here.If they don't sell the father will call and scold them, and if they sell the mother will call and scold them. Since there was no CCTV , they will sell and hope for the best.
Funny isn"t it? You could buy the heavily taxed stuffs but you are advise by the Surgeon Generals not to smoke it? Can buy but don't use it.? Why buy in the first place ? What are we suppose to do now? burn it ? Yes but don't inhale . My simple mind already lost it.
They say smokings is bad for your health .So does driving. More people died on the road drinking or sober .Almost 80% of the MVA is due to human errors.Others include mechanical failures, poor maintainace and structural designs.They should come out with a better design car, a fully automatics, not autamatics cars. A car that follow our voice commands.We just set the GPS from point A to point B , the car will move automatically without hitting any moving objects along the way.No steering or driver needed.Where is our pioneers when we needs them.We don't need speedier or louder exhaust or expensive F1 sport cars!
Another place where many people dies is the beds. But that does not stopped peoples going to bed every night, alone or otherwise.Beds should come with a disclaimers : Sleep at your own risk.
My friend fell from his chair and rolling on the floor laughing when I told him that I am a non-smoker. I am not so sure now...is smokings 'tahrim' ?
p.s the difference between fitrah and hypocrisy is that the latter is curable .
Selamat Hari Raya Aidil Fitri- Maaf Zahir dan Batin .
Thursday, September 10, 2009
the balance
The Balance...
equilibrium is a more dynamic words.
God creates everything in pairs, balance and in equilibrium.
All the Mukminuns are brothers..
If we were to judge people , then be adl, fair and balance.
Businessman not only should balance their accounts but also their weighing scales.
I was at the Merdeka Square last Saturday evening. The police was quite polished and` well organized like bricks in the wall`.
al Batil with nazam, will defeate al Haq without nazam..
`Subhanaka... pa khiina azab an naar.`
as-saj-da ,32:13
equilibrium is a more dynamic words.
God creates everything in pairs, balance and in equilibrium.
All the Mukminuns are brothers..
If we were to judge people , then be adl, fair and balance.
Businessman not only should balance their accounts but also their weighing scales.
I was at the Merdeka Square last Saturday evening. The police was quite polished and` well organized like bricks in the wall`.
al Batil with nazam, will defeate al Haq without nazam..
`Subhanaka... pa khiina azab an naar.`
as-saj-da ,32:13
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
Thy neighbour's wives
The Community watch , more like a gossips to me.
Woman loves diamonds. Diamonds are forever. Neil diamond that is , or is it Diamond's nails ,
I am not sure now.
And there is also Julio , yes the imported gardener that make every desperate housewives droolings all at the wrong places. Just by looking at his bare chest and tanned skinned working. Moving his mean well oiled machine expertly around to trimmed the grasses and bushes around their private er.. gardens.
Then there is Jose , the pools and water fountains maintenance worker.His job is to keep the pool , water fountains and the sprinkles clean and wet the soils all night long , all year round , so that they will never feel dry ever again.It is so fertile that it is so easy to plant the seeds. Anythings
would grows. Yes anythings..
And please don't let me start talking about his cousins , Hose B. Gooddings . His is a fire fighter with the local Fire and Rescue Departments.His three phones never stop ringings , either from desperate housewives or the available and free schoolgirls.Their complaints ranging from burning kitchen, households to even sunburn. There are some even desperate enough to burn down their own house to just get his attentions and services .They would screams hysterically watching him working with the hose in and out the house moving expertly douching the fire . Some of them even fainted and collapsed (and died) due to the toxic fumes and he had to use his certified CPR expertise, the kiss of life to revive them.
See with a colourful and peaceful community like this who needs the local councils. Ah sorry we still need them to collect our garbages and cleared the clogged drains..Those once in 5 year beggers are also not welcome.Menghabiskan beras saja, those lazy bones. The Perak 2 governments could argues till kingdoms comes for all we care. Do we really needs them?
Thank you very much, you high maintainace politicians , but no thanks.
p.s so what is your local standi TDM, ex-PM?
p.p.s so ibnu yassin who is the enemy of the states (traitors) now?
wa lau ahlil qura amanna wat taqau, la fatahna barokah...
Woman loves diamonds. Diamonds are forever. Neil diamond that is , or is it Diamond's nails ,
I am not sure now.
And there is also Julio , yes the imported gardener that make every desperate housewives droolings all at the wrong places. Just by looking at his bare chest and tanned skinned working. Moving his mean well oiled machine expertly around to trimmed the grasses and bushes around their private er.. gardens.
Then there is Jose , the pools and water fountains maintenance worker.His job is to keep the pool , water fountains and the sprinkles clean and wet the soils all night long , all year round , so that they will never feel dry ever again.It is so fertile that it is so easy to plant the seeds. Anythings
would grows. Yes anythings..
And please don't let me start talking about his cousins , Hose B. Gooddings . His is a fire fighter with the local Fire and Rescue Departments.His three phones never stop ringings , either from desperate housewives or the available and free schoolgirls.Their complaints ranging from burning kitchen, households to even sunburn. There are some even desperate enough to burn down their own house to just get his attentions and services .They would screams hysterically watching him working with the hose in and out the house moving expertly douching the fire . Some of them even fainted and collapsed (and died) due to the toxic fumes and he had to use his certified CPR expertise, the kiss of life to revive them.
See with a colourful and peaceful community like this who needs the local councils. Ah sorry we still need them to collect our garbages and cleared the clogged drains..Those once in 5 year beggers are also not welcome.Menghabiskan beras saja, those lazy bones. The Perak 2 governments could argues till kingdoms comes for all we care. Do we really needs them?
Thank you very much, you high maintainace politicians , but no thanks.
p.s so what is your local standi TDM, ex-PM?
p.p.s so ibnu yassin who is the enemy of the states (traitors) now?
wa lau ahlil qura amanna wat taqau, la fatahna barokah...
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
Kehidupan duniawi
`bahkan kamu memilih kehidupan duniawi,
tetapi kehidupan akhirat itu lebih baik dan kekal,
begitulah yang termaktub di dalam suhuf yang terdahulu,
suhuf Ibrahim dan Musa.'
Al-`Alaa.
Kehidupan duniawi bukan setakat mainan dan senda gurau sahaja,..
Tiadalah kehidupan duniawi ini melainkan `matabenda' yang menipudaya,
kehidupan akhirat ?
Ada dua individu yang boleh 'yuhyil mauta'. Aneh sorang di kiri, sorang di kanan.
Seorang lagi pula diberi tangguh sehingga 'yaumil waktil maklum'.
Orang yang sama kot? Zulqurnain'dua tanduk' ape cer?
"Could make time for a breakfast dates?"
mohamad,47:18+
tetapi kehidupan akhirat itu lebih baik dan kekal,
begitulah yang termaktub di dalam suhuf yang terdahulu,
suhuf Ibrahim dan Musa.'
Al-`Alaa.
Kehidupan duniawi bukan setakat mainan dan senda gurau sahaja,..
Tiadalah kehidupan duniawi ini melainkan `matabenda' yang menipudaya,
kehidupan akhirat ?
Ada dua individu yang boleh 'yuhyil mauta'. Aneh sorang di kiri, sorang di kanan.
Seorang lagi pula diberi tangguh sehingga 'yaumil waktil maklum'.
Orang yang sama kot? Zulqurnain'dua tanduk' ape cer?
"Could make time for a breakfast dates?"
mohamad,47:18+
Monday, September 7, 2009
to cane or not to cane?
kartika Seri must be in shock of her lifetimes.
While letting her hair down and having a beer at a hotel in Pahang , with her husband, she was
ambushed.No not by the commies but by religious extremists who have nothing better to do for a living.Instead of busybodies they should mind their own business and look for a better and more rewarding lifestyles .
She was caught red handed and her husband with his pants down. They confessed to the `crime`
Her husband was let off the hooks because he is a Singaporeans. The morals is this: know the laws about drinkings, where to drink and with whom to drinks.Hey they have got no problems
drinking in paradise,or virgins or wildans. Hmm why the double standards. They must be reading a different books from mine.Does `tahwiila` and `tabdiila` means anythings to them?
To avoid a long court case, she confessed to her sins. It never cross her mind she is heading for another shock in her life.She was fined to the max., for a first offender. Rm 5 K and 6 strokes of cane. She paid the fine and waited for the canning.
When the JAIP van came to fetch her to Sg Buloh Prison, it made a U turn and send her back home . It shock her to the bones that she refused to get down from the van for hours.Just in case ,to safeguard her rear ,(at least for now) she made a police report at the IPD kuala Kangsar.
She was also shocked to learn that ,the prison officials only cane male prisoners . They never cane female prisoner before.On top of that technically she is not a prisoner because there was no jail sentence. The prison officials would not touch her with a 10 metre poles.They are very strict and go by the book, or else the Suhakam will breath (fire) down their neck.But now they are older and wiser, kinda SX 19+ .
Criminal canings is different from the shariahs. I have seen a hardcore criminals weeping like babies just by looking at the cane.It will cause severe damage to their buttocks, and reputations . They are lucky if they can sit or pass motion in peace for the next few days.
No offence to Zulaika, I still did not get it as to why Yusouf prefer to go to prisons.
The shariah cannings is totally different.It also involve women and the cane diamater is only 2.5 cm, I don`t know about the length probably less then 1 metre. I am not sure how a 1/2 an inches diameter rod is going to do any justice to any woman or man for that matter.
So Kartika please do not die of heart attacks or shock when you see the cane. You have been warn. Stay steadfast .Justice will be serves.It is only a matter of time...
(Is 6 rounds enough ? or should we go for the Mufti suggestions..)
`Lakhod jaa al Haq..
While letting her hair down and having a beer at a hotel in Pahang , with her husband, she was
ambushed.No not by the commies but by religious extremists who have nothing better to do for a living.Instead of busybodies they should mind their own business and look for a better and more rewarding lifestyles .
She was caught red handed and her husband with his pants down. They confessed to the `crime`
Her husband was let off the hooks because he is a Singaporeans. The morals is this: know the laws about drinkings, where to drink and with whom to drinks.Hey they have got no problems
drinking in paradise,or virgins or wildans. Hmm why the double standards. They must be reading a different books from mine.Does `tahwiila` and `tabdiila` means anythings to them?
To avoid a long court case, she confessed to her sins. It never cross her mind she is heading for another shock in her life.She was fined to the max., for a first offender. Rm 5 K and 6 strokes of cane. She paid the fine and waited for the canning.
When the JAIP van came to fetch her to Sg Buloh Prison, it made a U turn and send her back home . It shock her to the bones that she refused to get down from the van for hours.Just in case ,to safeguard her rear ,(at least for now) she made a police report at the IPD kuala Kangsar.
She was also shocked to learn that ,the prison officials only cane male prisoners . They never cane female prisoner before.On top of that technically she is not a prisoner because there was no jail sentence. The prison officials would not touch her with a 10 metre poles.They are very strict and go by the book, or else the Suhakam will breath (fire) down their neck.But now they are older and wiser, kinda SX 19+ .
Criminal canings is different from the shariahs. I have seen a hardcore criminals weeping like babies just by looking at the cane.It will cause severe damage to their buttocks, and reputations . They are lucky if they can sit or pass motion in peace for the next few days.
No offence to Zulaika, I still did not get it as to why Yusouf prefer to go to prisons.
The shariah cannings is totally different.It also involve women and the cane diamater is only 2.5 cm, I don`t know about the length probably less then 1 metre. I am not sure how a 1/2 an inches diameter rod is going to do any justice to any woman or man for that matter.
So Kartika please do not die of heart attacks or shock when you see the cane. You have been warn. Stay steadfast .Justice will be serves.It is only a matter of time...
(Is 6 rounds enough ? or should we go for the Mufti suggestions..)
`Lakhod jaa al Haq..
Sunday, September 6, 2009
hasan oh hasan
A few days ago our `good` datuk was summoned to an audience with the Sultan. No statements from him or the MB`s office.very funny ? loss for words ? There is always a first for every things.
I could only speculate then. Probably to awards him with a new titles for his excellent (dis)services. After the `take beer` fiasco there was a deafening silence. or maybe it was just a casual meetings to improve the uhkwah and ulfah., discussing about day today happenings.
funny because the Sultan did not summon the MB, or any other excos for that matter. Maybe there was another reasons.Probably something like oversteppings the MB and the Soltan.
Of all the peoples in the world ,this clown should have known better.
Kalau kail panjang sejengkal lautan dalam jangan diduga.
I could only speculate then. Probably to awards him with a new titles for his excellent (dis)services. After the `take beer` fiasco there was a deafening silence. or maybe it was just a casual meetings to improve the uhkwah and ulfah., discussing about day today happenings.
funny because the Sultan did not summon the MB, or any other excos for that matter. Maybe there was another reasons.Probably something like oversteppings the MB and the Soltan.
Of all the peoples in the world ,this clown should have known better.
Kalau kail panjang sejengkal lautan dalam jangan diduga.
3 botak
Here comes the third `botak` head. Entering the frames after our syed al-Bar and Redhuan T-shirts.
Woman must like `botak` head a lot, taking a cue from our late T.S.P.Ramlee famous movie
`3 botak`. Sandwiched between `3 Abdul` and `Madu 3`. What`s this guy obscessions with threesome(s).
It is not an easy task. They have to work hard day and night, day in and day out.Go low and go slow.Working undercovers and sometimes shootings in the dark.It is amazing achievements at a very tender young age. It must be in their genes.
See Krismuddin, no bloods. Chinese or otherwise. Period.
( I pun geram juga tapi janganlah ganas sangat ).
Woman must like `botak` head a lot, taking a cue from our late T.S.P.Ramlee famous movie
`3 botak`. Sandwiched between `3 Abdul` and `Madu 3`. What`s this guy obscessions with threesome(s).
It is not an easy task. They have to work hard day and night, day in and day out.Go low and go slow.Working undercovers and sometimes shootings in the dark.It is amazing achievements at a very tender young age. It must be in their genes.
See Krismuddin, no bloods. Chinese or otherwise. Period.
( I pun geram juga tapi janganlah ganas sangat ).
One (pious) sami even has to cover his tracts , shying away from becoming a shining examples
to his communities.
Better late then never (or too soon).
to his communities.
Better late then never (or too soon).
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